Old is fantastic!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Hello, my name is Juhi. You don't know me, and I don't know a lot of things that you may or may not (mostly may not) know. Which basically means that there is little that I do not know. For example, I don't know what I'm going to have for dinner tonight. But I do know what I had for lunch. Get my drift?

Now, what I'm about to tell you will change your life forever (if you heed what I say, of course). You must heed what I say. It is imperative that you understand and follow all my instructions. It will save you from yourself. And from all those like-minded individuals around you. You don't want to end up like them do you? You are amazing in comparison to them. You are fantastically unique. You have a gift. I don't know what that gift is (do you?) but even if your gift is that you draw a straight circle, you are still special (and if you know what a straight circle is, that's DEFINITELY your gift).

The point I'm trying to make is that Moulin Rouge! is my favourite movie of all time.

I know, it didn't look like that was the point that I was making. But seriously, that's all I wanted to say. I wanted to mindlessly rant about the greatest movie ever created by one of the fanciest directors I know. Moulin Rouge is the ultimate story about love. It doesn't get much better that it.

Ok, so I'm not going to get into the details of the movie (a lot of you have already heard my mindless endless rants). What I'm going to do know is tell you that Se7en is a fantastic movie.

Made in 1995, it is one of the best detective-psycho-murderer-creepy-sick-fantastic movies that I've seen. On one hand, you have a frilliant actor like Morgan Freeman. On the other, a hot french-bearded Brad Pitt. Then you have David Fincher who had only directed one movie previously (Alien 3). That's when the freaky murderer arrives (of course, you have no idea who it is and I ain't gonna tell you). But he starts murdering random people in the grossest fashion you ever saw. Then you have a hot Brad Pitt looking all hot with his 'trying to solve a case' expression. Then you have Morgan Freeman acting all fantastic as the wise literature quoting retiring detective-supreme.

Of course, now you're dying to see the film, aren't you? And you should. To think I waited 14 years to see this film. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Not that I would have understood the film when I was 6. Actually, I wouldn't have had much of a child-hood if I had.

I think I've reached my rant-limit. You should go to bed. I would, if I were you. But since I'm different and not you (coz remember, we are all unique and awesome, and I may be just a tad wee bit more awesome than you - psst, I'm egoistic and I need to be cured) I shall not go to bed. But you shall not find out what I'll be doing instead. It's a secret.

Oh and by the way. You mere earthlings shall cease to exist by 2015. I have seen the future.

Juhi. Out.